Pleasantview - Series 2 - Episode 19 - The Stag and The Hen

Jennifer: It's a lot bigger than I thought.
John:
Yeah, I agree.
Jennifer:
What is it now?
John:
It's a community centre, and I don't think we should loose that. We could open a few shops around the outside though.
Jennifer:
Yeah, that's a good idea.
John:
No toy shop though.
Jennifer:
No, at least not straight away.

Daniel: I think were finally settled.
Kaylynn:
Yeah, a new home, our little girl and were getting married!
Daniel:
Yeah, everything's working out.
Kaylynn:
Are you looking forward to your stag party tonight?
Daniel:
Not really. I'd rather stay at home with you.
Kaylynn:
(Laughs) Yeah, I would too. Nina insisted on organising a hen party for me though.
Daniel:
And Don insisted on organizing one for me. Is Mary-Sue going to yours?
Kaylynn:
I don't know. I'm sure we can get on for a couple of hours though, if she does.
Daniel:
Yeah, you hopefully will.
Kaylynn:
Don't worry about me anyway. I should be more worried about you. With Don in charge you'll probably end up naked, tied to a lamp post, or something.
Daniel:
(Laughs) Probably, but at least we arranged our parties two days before the wedding, and not the night before!
Kaylynn:
Yeah, that was a wise decision.
(Phone rings)
Kaylynn:
I'll get it.

Kaylynn: Hello... are you being serious!? ... Oh my god, that's fantastic. Daniel, Sophie can come home!
Daniel:
Today!?
Kaylynn:
Yeah! Oh thank you so much doctor. I'll come and pick her up straight away. Ok, bye. Daniel, finish her room! I'll go and get her.
Daniel:
Ok, I'm almost done with it anyway.

Don: Why can't Jack go to Nina's with you? He'll never be able to get to sleep here.
Dina:
He will if you guys keep the noise down.
Don:
It's a stag party Dina, it's not going to be quiet!
Dina:
Don, just put him in his crib, and check on him every now and then. I don't want to have to take him with me. This is his house too.
Don:
Ok, he can stay here.
Jack:
More!
Don:
Don't forget to say please.
Dina:
Don't be so cruel Don, he's just a little boy. I'll get you some more sweetie.

Kaylynn: Oh Daniel, I'm so proud of you. You've done such a great job in here.
Daniel:
I hope Sophie likes it.
Kaylynn:
I bet she does, don't you my little flower?
Daniel:
I can start on our room soon.
Kaylynn:
You better wait until after the wedding.
Daniel:
Yeah. I guess we have an excuse not to go out tonight now. We can't leave Sophie here alone.
Kaylynn: We'll have to get a baby sitter.
Daniel:
But who? Everyone's coming to one of our parties.
Kaylynn:
True. Maybe Mary-Sue could look after her?
Daniel:
I don't really want anything more to do with her.
Kaylynn:
We could ask the new couple?
Daniel:
They both said they were busy tonight. I've got a feeling they don't like kids anyway.
Kaylynn:
Well what are we going to do?
Daniel:
We'll have to call a nanny for the night.
Kaylynn:
I don't want some stranger looking after her though.
Daniel:
(Sighs) I'll ask Mary-Sue. She loves kids.
Kaylynn:
Ok. Tell her to come around here to baby sit.
Daniel:
Ok.

Kaylynn: Thanks for coming.
Mary-Sue:
No problem. She's beautiful.
Kaylynn:
Yeah, she is.
Mary-Sue:
What time should she go to bed?
Kaylynn:
About six.
Mary-Sue:
Ok, well, you two go and get ready then. I can manage.
Kaylynn:
Thanks for doing this.
Mary-Sue:
No problem. You two have a nice night.
Daniel:
Cheers.

Kaylynn: Hi!
Nina:
You look great!
Kaylynn:
Thank you.
Dina:
Nice dress (Laughs).
Kaylynn:
(Laughs) Thanks, you too!
Nina:
We've got tonnes of booze.
Cassandra:
And I've made a few snacks.
Kaylynn:
Thanks girls! Let's have a great night!
Dina:
Our Party will be better than there's next door anyway. I've made Don promise to keep it down, because of Jack.

(Loud Music)
Eric:
Woo! Yeah!
Darren:
I can't believe Dina let you put a bar in here!
Don:
It's just for tonight guys! She wants this to be a dining room, can you believe that!?
Eric:
Whoa, now that's boring!
Don:
Yeah, it sure is. Hey Daniel, your looking too sober. Someone get him a drink!
Daniel:
No, I'm ok.
Don:
Oh come on man, I've brought a whole bar full. I can't return any of it. It's got to get drunk!

Dina: Yeah, you go girl!
Nina:
I didn't think you were such a party animal Cassandra.
Cassandra:
Well, I don't have fun very often!
Nina:
You should come round more often girl! Okay Kaylynn, your turn.
Kaylynn:
Oh, I don't know... I don't want to get too drunk. I need to look after Sophie when I get home.
Nina:
Just leave it to Mary-Sue!
Dina:
Anyway, I told Don to go easy with Daniel. Daniel should be quite sober!

Eric: Here's another drink for you buddy.
Daniel:
No mate, seriously. I think I've had enough.
Don:
You've only been here half an hour.
Daniel:
You've practically been pouring drinks into me.
Eric:
Come on man, this is a party! Now drink!
Don:
(Laughs). Hey, can you hear if Jack's crying or not?
Eric:
I can't hear him!
Don:
I guess he's not crying then!

Kaylynn: Dina, is married life what it's cracked up to be?
Dina:
Most of the time! I make sure Don does what I want, so I'm pretty happy.
Nina:
I'll never find a decent man.
Dina:
What about Eric?
Nina:
I think it's just casual.
Cassandra:
It's more than what I've got! I've not had male attention since Don!
Nina:
(Laughs) You didn't get much then!
Dina:
Hey, Don's very good in bed!
Cassandra:
I agree!
Kaylynn:
Daniel's a bit slow, and needs a bit of guiding (Laughs).
Nina:
Too much detail! Time for more drinks I think.

Police Woman: Good evening.
Don:
At last. I didn't think you'd ever get here. Were having the strip in the back room. Give the guy with the red hair a lot of attention. It's his stag night.
Police Woman:
I beg your pardon?
Don:
Are you from 'Uniformed strippers'?
Police Woman:
Sir, I'm from Pleasantview Police station.
Don:
Oh.. sorry. I'm not saying you look like a stripper... you are very attractive though... sorry, police don't accept compliments like that do they?
Police Woman:
Sir, your digging yourself a deeper hole.
Darren:
I'm sorry officer. What's the problem?
Police Woman:
I've had a noise complaint. Just keep it down. It is getting late now.
Darren:
Ok, no problem. Sorry.

Daniel: Hey gorgeous!
Police Woman:
Hey, get your hands off me.
Don:
Sorry about him, he's had a few.
Police Woman:
I suggest you get him sobered up and get this party finished. If I have to return here tonight, I'll lock you all up!
Darren:
Ok, say no more. We'll sort it out.
Daniel:
I think I'm going to be sick...

Nina: Cassandra, what about Darren Dreamer, he used to fancy you didn't he?
Cassandra:
That's going back a few years, isn't it!?
Nina:
Well yeah, but he's still single.
Dina:
Or you could have his brother.
Cassandra:
Well, if one of them asked me out I wouldn't say no.
Dina:
I think there too shy to ask. If you want a man, your going to have to ask someone to go out with you.
Kaylynn:
You could have an affair with a married man.
Nina:
Like you, you mean!?
Kaylynn:
(Laughs) Yeah. It worked though didn't it? How about that new guy, John Burb?
Cassandra:
No, he's a bit old.
Nina:
Mary-Sue can have him then.
Dina:
Jennifer's already got him!
Nina:
Yeah, well she'll have to share. There isn't enough men in this neighbourhood (Laughs).

Peter: How's he doing?
Darren:
Not too good.
Eric:
It's kind of my fault, I gave him quite a bit to drink.
Don:
Me too. He better sleep on the sofa.
Darren:
He's kind of covered in sick.
Don:
Can you get him into his underwear? I'll go and find some covers for him.
Darren:
Yeah.
Eric:
I'll go and check on Jack.
Peter:
I guess the party's over.
Eric:
Yeah, but it was good while it lasted!

Mary-Sue: How was the party?
Kaylynn:
Great thanks. Is Sophie alright?
Mary-Sue:
Yeah, she's fast asleep.
Kaylynn:
Oh good, you've done a good job. Is Daniel home yet?
Mary-Sue:
No, not yet.
Kaylynn:
Ok. Did you decide to stay on the sofa or not?
Mary-Sue:
I might as well go home, as long as your not too drunk?
Kaylynn:
(Laughs) I think I'm sober enough to take care of my child. Thanks anyway.
Mary-Sue:
Your welcome. If you need a hand again then just ask.
Kaylynn:
Cheers. I'll see you out.

Police Woman: Put that away right now!
Daniel:
I had to go.
Police Woman:
Can you not use a toilet like everyone else!?
Daniel:
Is this not a toilet?
Police Woman:
Exactly how many have you had!?
Daniel:
I...
Police Woman:
That's it! I'm taking you to the station. I've warned you once tonight already, and now I catch you peeing in public! Come on!

Police Woman: I've got another one sergeant.
Sergeant:
What's your name?
Daniel:
I haven't done anything wrong!
Sergeant:
Let me guess, drunk and disorderly?
Police Woman:
Yeah. He's been arrested under the public order act... he was urinating up a tree.
Daniel:
I thought it was the toilet!
Sergeant:
How many have you had?
Daniel:
I don't know.
Sergeant:
(Laughs).
Police Woman:
Obviously quite a lot!
Daniel:
That's it, have a good laugh at my expense. I'm getting married in a couple of days. You can't arrest me!
Police Woman:
It's too late mate.
Sergeant:
Has he been searched?
Police Woman:
Yeah, there wasn't much to search though. I did find out his name on the way though.. Daniel Pleasant.
Sergeant:
(Laughs) At least he's got a vest on. It's a pretty cold night out there. Daniel, do you want to make a phone call?
Daniel:
I can't call my fiance!
Police Woman:
Maybe you can call someone else?
Daniel:
I'll call Mary-Sue.
Sergeant:
Take him down to the cells to use the phone, then lock him up, to sober up.

Police Woman: Hurry up.
Daniel:
It's ringing. She's probably in bed. She might of stayed at mine actually...
Woman:
(Shouts) Let me out!
Daniel:
Who's that?
Police Woman:
Bella Goth. You've probably heard of her.
Daniel:
You've caught her!?
Police Woman:
Yeah, a few days ago. Were putting a public announcement out tomorrow.
Daniel:
Oh Mary, hi.. I've been arrested. (Laughs) She says she can tell what for. Can you come and get me out?
Police Woman:
Your not getting out tonight mate.
Daniel:
What about if she takes me home to sober up?
Police Woman:
Oh, go on then. You wouldn't get much sleep done down here anyway, with Bella shouting all the time.
Daniel:
Thanks

Kaylynn: Oh, your so grumpy. I wonder where your daddy is. He's very late.

Peter: Great party, huh?
Darren:
Yeah, it was fantastic.
Peter:
I guess we better check on the boys.
Darren:
They better be asleep at this time of night.

Daniel: Thanks for getting me out of there, and thanks for letting me stay at yours.
Mary-Sue:
Well, you can't go home to Kaylynn in your state. I think I've still got a few of your old clothes somewhere too.
Daniel:
Your a life-saver. I suppose, you've saved me too many times.
Mary-Sue:
Well, soon you'll have me completely replaced, with a new wife.
Daniel:
I know, but we can still be friends.
Mary-Sue:
I'd like that.

Kaylynn: Where does he think he's going!? What's he doing with her!?

Darren: No, no way!
Peter:
Stop it!
Darren:
Dirk, stop!

Darren: Dirk, how could you!?
Dirk:
Dad, I'm...
Darren:
I know your gay! I don't care about that, but he's your cousin!
Dirk:
You knew!?
Darren:
Of course I knew!
Peter:
Sam, you ought to be ashamed! He's your cousin for god's sake!
Sam:
It was only a kiss.
Peter:
But what would it of been if we hadn't interrupted!?
Darren:
Look, Dirk, and Sam. You can't do this with each other. There's something you don't know.
Dirk:
Dad, I love him!
Sam:
And I love Dirk.
Peter:
Yeah, but that love is just for a family member. Like the love I have for you Sam!
Sam:
No, it isn't! We love each other more. Ever since that night I told you I was gay, me and Dirk have known we were more than just cousins.
Darren:
Yeah, because your brothers!
Dirk:
What!?
Sam:
What!?
Peter:
(Sighs) You have the same mum. Darleen was a surrogate mother for you Sam.
Dirk:
You said his mum ran away!
Darren:
The woman who was going to be his mum, did!
Sam:
Aunty Darleen was my mum?
Peter: Yes. I'm sorry we never told you both. We were going to soon, but I think this is a good reason to tell you sooner.
Dirk: So were half brothers?
Darren: Yes, so what your doing is just wrong!