Sim Date Series 3 - Birthday Special

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mr Love!

Mr Love: Good evening! Welcome to this spectacular episode of Sim Date. I'm Mr Love. I'm sure you remember me from the original Sim Date... I mean, how could you forget such a handsome man like myself. And now I'm back looking even more brilliant in glorified 3D! Right, on with the show. Were here for Sim Media's 2nd birthday.. yes that's right, 2 years ago today the first ever episode of Sim Date was available for viewing!

Mr Love: We've gone back to the original sim date style for tonight's show, where tonight, one of three lucky ladies will be chosen as a date, by none other than, Sim Media staff member, Mr Lance Holden! So, without further waiting please welcome Lance (In his 25 year old form)!

Mr Love: Well Hello Lance!
Lance:
Hi.
Mr Love:
First of all let me just say what an excellent series of Sim Police you've created.
Lance:
Thank you.
Mr Love:
I don't suppose there's any parts for a dating show host in it is there? I wanted to do Sim Date series 3 but there staying interactive for another series! I said I could still host that but oh no "Sorry we don't need a host". Humph! Idiots, the lot of them!
Lance:
(Laughs). Erm... I'll think about it!
Mr Love:
Oh good, we'll discuss my pay slip after the show... Right, well please sit down, and you can hear from your three dates.

Mr Love: Right then, Lance, what sort of women are you looking for tonight?
Lance:
Hmm...I'd say someone who is obviously good looking, but can also share some cuddling time with, someone who I can trust and rely on
Mr Love:
Well maybe someone ideal is behind one of those doors, all you've got to do is choose the right one. So before I give you some questions that you can ask lets hear their introductions.

Contestant A: Hello there, my name is Marge and I'm 57 years old. 3 years ago my Eric died and I've been needing a new man for quite some time. I know I'm a bit out of your age limit but I'll always make sure your well looked after and that your dinners on the table when you come home from work. If you choose me I think we'll get on great, like Mother and Son.

Contestant B: Hey, my names Emma. I'm 26 and I'm tall, blonde and oh so sexy. I'm up for a good time... all the time, and if you choose me tonight I'm sure we'll have a great time on the date.

Contestant C: Hello, my name is Claire and I'm 23. I've just finished a 5 year course at Sim State University and haven't had very much time for love during that time. Now I've finished I need to basically just start my love life again and have resorted to a dating show to find the ideal man! Choose me and we can get to know each other and you never know, we might be the perfect match.

Mr Love: Yeah, so $300,000 per show is what I usually ask for... oh right... oh... erm, Lance, what are your first impressions of the ladies?
Lance: They all sound great, well, sorry Contestant A but I'm not sure you're the one for me, but you never know!
Mr Love: Ok, well now it's time to ask them some questions! There are three questions and you can only ask each one once so choose wisely about who you ask. And in the usual Sim Date style they aren't necessarily very helpful.

1. What is your annual income?
2. Name your favourite type of fish.
3. Describe your favourite outfit and why it is your favourite.

Mr Love: So, who would you like to ask question 1?
Lance: Contestant B

Mr Love: B, what's your annual income?
Contestant B: Well I'm sort of working in this club at the moment... a strip club. (Laughs). I earn about $900 a month, I'm not very good at maths so I wont times that by 12 (Laughs). I get a lot extra in tips though! A LOT extra!

Lance: Contestant A, what's your favourite type of fish?
Contestant A: Kipper! To eat of course. I love the strong taste and so do my 11 cats.

Mr Love: C, Describe your favourite outfit and why it is your favourite.
Contestant C: I'm not into short skirts and tight tops, hope that doesn't put you off, but I'm a dress sort of girl and like to look smart.

Mr Love: Well Lance, there's your answers. Now you need to make your choice.
Lance: I would like to go for contestant C. She sounds like the person I was looking for, a nice girl...
Mr Love: Right, well lets see who you turned down!

Mr Love: Here's 57 year old cat lady: Marge!
Marge:
Oh I would of loved to take you home darling! Your such a cracking looking man!
Mr Love:
Why thank you!
Marge:
Not you, you idiot! Him!
Lance:
Sorry, I'm just looking for someone my age...Thanks anyway!

Mr Love: Now here's contestant B: Emma! She seemed nice at first but she sounds a bit like a slapper now!
Emma:
Oi!
Lance:
Hi, I don't think you were the one for me, like Mr Love said you're a slapper!
Mr Love: Oh yes! He agrees with me, maybe I'll have a new job by the end of the night! Ooh yeah!

Mr Love: And, now here is your date for the evening: Claire from door number three!
Claire:
Hi. You look very nice. I can't wait to get to know you better.
Lance:
Wow! You look stunning, thank God I chose you!
Mr Love:
Well, there off to our special dating room for a fantastic meal. Our camera's will of course be following, but I'm going after that Contestant A, she's a corker!

Lance: I don't think much of the love nest!
Claire:
No, neither do I, it's a load of old tat! And look at those tacky hearts.
Lance:
(Laughs). Well I'm sure we can still enjoy each other's company.
Claire:
Yeah! I don't know why they've put a bed in though.
Lance:
Me neither, like anyone does anything on the first date! Well, let's eat.

Commentary (Mr Love): They've both gone for the turkey! It's got to be a good sign. Claire doesn't seem to be eating though.
Lance:
Is something wrong?
Claire:
No, I'm just thinking that's all... it's really strange, I've never felt like this before.
Lance:
Like what?
Claire:
I don't know, it's a strange feeling, like I'll be... happy forever.
Lance:
Really!? And when did that set in?
Claire:
When I met you.
Lance:
We must be meant for each other!
Claire:
Yeah, but let's just see how it goes.
Lance:
Ok.

Mr Love: After the turkey and that strange conversation the couple go to the bar, where Lance makes drinks.

Lance: You know that feeling you had earlier? Well, I'm feeling the same.
Claire:
I'm so glad. I've realised what it means.
Lance:
Me too!
Both:
Were in love!
Mr Love:
Noooooooooo! It can't be, dates aren't supposed to be successful! This isn't supposed to happen. Not on my show!

Lance: What are you doing here!?
Mr Love:
Right! Think about this long term you two. Your not right for each other. You haven't even talked about your interests and what you have in common.
Lance:
But were in love!
Mr Love:
It cannot be! This can't happen.
Claire:
Oh, I'm not putting up with this. Come on Lance, it might not be as tacky as this one but I've got a hot tub at home with our names on, so lets go!
Mr Love:
You can't leave! The shows not over.
Lance:
Watch us. Goodbye Mr Love.

Mr Love: My career is over! My reputation is ruined!
Marge:
Oh stop crying you big baby.
Mr Love:
Contestant A! I've been looking all over for you.
Marge:
Stop the speech and come and give us a big smooch.

It looks like Mr Love is kind of busy, so good bye from this special episode of Sim Date and a great 2 year birthday to Sim Media! Sim Date is back for another interactive series on Tuesdays starting in late summer, so until then good night!