Sim Date Series 3 - Episode 9

Mr Love: Hello and welcome to episode nine of Sim Date series 3! Today, we have one desperate man to take his pick of three just as desperate women. Before we introduce him, let's meet the ladies...

Mr Love: Today we have Liz, Gillian and Shannon. Welcome to the show. Please introduce yourselves!

Shannon: Hello, I'm Shannon, I'm 31 and I'm a chemist. My jobs been very demanding and I haven't had very much time to socialise in the past, but I've cut back on my hours and want to use the extra time to find the right man for me.

Gillian: I'm Gillian, and I'm 26. I don't really have a problem with finding men, it's just finding the right man for me that's the problem. My relationships don't last very long, and I think the longest was only 2 weeks. Please help!

Liz: I'm Liz or Lizzy, and I'm 53. I think I wasted too much time experimenting with different men when I was younger and now I'm left we no one to settle down with.
Mr Love:
I can't believe you're wearing that!?
Liz:
Why not?
Mr Love:
You're old, grey and wrinkled. Wearing that just makes you look desperate.
Liz:
Well I am desperate.
Mr Love:
(sighs).

Mr Love: It's now time to meet the "lucky" man who get's to choose one of that bunch. Honestly, I think Liz came on the wrong episode... the Halloween special's next week! Anyway...

Mr Love: Meet Jack!
Jack:
Hi Mr Love.
Mr Love:
Welcome to the show, please take a seat.
Jack:
Thanks.

Mr Love: Tell us a bit about yourself.
Jack:
Well, I'm 28, and a student.
Mr Love:
Oh, studying late?
Jack:
Nah, I just keep failing.
Mr Love:
Oh...
Jack:
Yeah, I'm not as bright as I'd like to be. Anyway, I need a companion more than anything right now. My parents have just moved abroad so... you know... I'm a bit lonely.
Mr Love:
Hopefully you won't be after tonight. Let's see the questions you can ask tonight's contestants...

Mr Love: This week's questions are asking our contestants about when they were younger.
Jack:
Yeah.
Mr Love:
Which question would you like to ask contestant one, Liz?
Jack:
Favourite toy.

Liz: Oh, well, kids didn't have many toys back in my day. They weren't spoilt rotten like today I tell you! Out of the ones I had I think my favourite had to be the doll. Nothing like today's that really cry and poo themselves, but it was mine, and it taught me about being a mum. I'd still like to be a mum one day... maybe with you!
Mr Love:
Eww! I mean.. thank you! Jack, what do you want to ask Gillian?
Jack:
First word.

Gillian: My first word was actually a swear word so I won't say it. I was brought up in a house with a lot of swearing people unfortunately.
Mr Love:
What did it begin with?
Gillian:
S.
Mr Love:
Oh, well thank you Gillian! Shannon, what was your favourite sweet when you were a child?

Shannon: It was, and still is sherbet. I like things sour or strong. I can handle it!
Mr Love:
Thanks Shannon.

Mr Love: It's time for you to say goodbye to one of them, so who's it going to be?
Jack:
It's got to be Liz. I just don't think I could stand the age bracket.
Mr Love:
It's time to meet her then!

Jack: I'm sorry. You seem like a nice lady.
Liz:
It's ok my love. No need to worry.
Jack:
Alright.
Liz:
Bye love.

Mr Love: I bet you wanted to give a sigh of relief then, right?
Jack:
No.
Mr Love:
Oh. Have you thought of a question you could ask each of the remaining contestants?
Jack:
I really can't think of anything.
Mr Love:
Use your brain!
Jack:
Erm.. well I don't really go on looks, but it's all I can think of so I want them both to describe themselves.
Mr Love:
Ok, your choice...

Gillian: I've got wavy brown hair, nice figure, brown eyes, and glamorous face.
Mr Love:
You think a lot of yourself!
Shannon:
I've got blonde hair, tied into two buns, blue eyes, and dress smartly.
Mr Love:
Thanks' girls!

Mr Love: Who's it going to be?
Jack:
I don't know! They both seem really nice.
Mr Love:
I'm afraid I'll have to push you for a decision.
Jack:
Ok, erm.. Gillian.
Mr Love:
Ok, well let's meet them both.

Jack: Wow, you're really good looking.
Shannon:
Oh, cheers mate!
Jack:
No Problem.
Shannon:
Good luck with your date.
Jack:
Thanks.

Jack: Nice to meet you.
Gillian:
You too! You're actually pretty sexy!
Jack:
(Laughs) Thanks!
Gillian:
Where we off to then?
Mr Love:
You're going to Londoste, a top quality downtown restaurant!
Gillian:
That sounds a bit boring.
Mr Love:
Tough!

Gillian: This place is so posh. I'm surprised they let us come in dressed like this!
Jack: (Laughs) Me too actually. Look at the food... it all sounds so weird.
Gillian: What are you going to have?
Jack: I don't know, I can't work out what anything is.

Gillian has ordered them both a random thing off the menu.
Jack:
(Laughs) I can't believe you just jabbed your finger at something and said we'd have it! I really like your wild side.
Gillian:
It's pretty much my only side.
Jack:
It's great!

Jack: Pork?
Gillian:
I'd say beef.
Jack:
What is a Mignon? ... Fillet Mignon... maybe it's fish.
Gillian:
I haven't got a clue. It's got a load of weird sauce on it!
Jack:
I reckon it tastes ok.
Gillian:
I'd prefer a bag of crisps any day.
Jack:
(Laughs).

After a mystery meal together, the couple have settled by a fire side in the bar area of the restaurant.
Gillian:
This place is a real bore!
Jack:
Yeah, I know. All they've got to do is play chess!
Gillian:
I don't even know how to play it.
Jack:
Me neither.
Gillian:
Are you a good kisser?
Jack:
I dunno.
Gillian:
Let me find out!

Jack: Well?
Gillian:
Yeah.. that was pretty good actually.
Jack:
Should we have another?
Gillian:
I want to do something fun!
Jack:
Should we go somewhere else?
Gillian:
Yeah, but before we go there's something I need to do...

Gillian: (Laughs).
Jack:
Gillian! You're going to get us thrown out!
Gillian:
We're going now anyway.
Bar maid:
Oi! Out now! Both of you! Go on.. clear off!
Gillian:
(Laughs). Come on, let's get out of this place.

Jack: (laughs) That was excellent.
Gillian:
Yeah.. stick with me and you'll always have a good time.

Gillian and Jack are getting on well and we have another success story. Catch up with them on the success page. Tune in next week for a Halloween special where one girl who likes her men to be exciting has to choose from a zombie, vampire and alien! See you then!