Sim Date Series 3 - Episode 10 - Halloween Special

Mr Love: Hello, I'm Mr Love and this is a special Halloween edition of Sim Date! We've got three freaky men in the back, and one even freakier woman to choose from them. Let's meet them!

Mr Love: A vampire, zombie and alien? How original! From left to right we have Count Clive, Zack... the zombie, and Pollination Tech #97. Welcome to the show! Please introduce yourselves.

Count Clive: Good night, I'm count Clive and I've been a vampire for 4 years! When I heard that there was a woman out there, who actually likes people like me, I flew over the moon... literally!
Mr Love:
Are there no female vampires out there for you Clive?
Count Clive:
Count Clive.
Mr Love:
Sorry.. didn't mean to make you angry!
Count Clive:
(Laughs). Well there's a few, but I prefer a normal woman.
Mr Love:
Wouldn't there be a risk of... turning her into a vampire?
Count Clive:
It's a risk I'm willing to take!

Zack: Hiya, I'm Zack! I died and came back like this 3 years ago. After spending that time looking for the grim reaper so I could get my revenge, I finally accepted the fact that I'm a zombie! Now it's time to find someone to love so I can get on with my life.
Mr Love:
How can you get on with your life when your dead!?
Zack:
Your so insensitive!
Mr Love:
Sorry! No offence.
Zack:
Are you scared of us? Oh my god, you are!
Mr Love:
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and kids!
Zack:
No you don't! Your as desperate as us.
Mr Love:
Whatever you say kind zombie sir.
Zack:
(Laughs).

Pollination Tech #97: Hi, I'm 31 and have been like this all my life. My father... yes, my father... gave birth to me! I've tried to live a normal life, but it's just so difficult! Girls have never really looked at me in that way. I think most of them think I'm really different... you know... downstairs, and it scares them. I'll tell you now though, as far as I know, I'm pretty much the same except I have two!
Mr Love:
You do!?
Pollination Tech #97:
No! I'm joking you idiot!
Mr Love:
Oh... well thank you... all of you.

Mr Love: If you think there freaks, wait until you meet the woman who wants to go on a date with one of them! She's called Katy, which I think is a bit strange. I would of thought she'd have some horrible nickname!

Mr Love: Oh my god! Ladies and gentlemen, meet Katy!
Katy:
Hi everyone!
Mr Love:
Wow, you are one weird looking lady!
Katy:
Thanks chuck.
Mr Love:
Sit down.

Mr Love: Do you always dress like that?
Katy:
Yeah, all the time! It's the way I am.
Mr Love:
Are people scared of you?
Katy:
I don't know. If they are, they shouldn't be.
Mr Love:
Why have you come on the Halloween episode?
Katy:
Well, call me what you like, but I've got a thing for paranormal characters. I mean, for me, I think woman are odd who date normal guys. Don't they want something more exciting!?
Mr Love:
So you've got a paranormal fetish?
Katy:
Yeah, sort of. It just makes things so much more interesting.
Mr Love:
Have you ever been out with a vampire, zombie or alien before?
Katy:
No, never that extreme unfortunately. There just hard to find. I've been out with grim before though.
Mr Love:
Grim?
Katy:
Yeah, Grim Reaper, he's a good friend of mine.
Mr Love:
He is?
Katy:
Yeah!
Mr Love:
Would you be able to find out when I'm due to die?
Katy:
I've already seen your name on the list.. believe me, you don't want to know mate!
Mr Love:
(Gulps). Let's move on to the questions.

Mr Love: Ok, well you should know the rules, but in case you don't, you have three questions and can only ask each one once.
Katy:
Yes, I get it. I'll ask contestant one, number one.

Count Clive: Well no, the vampire kiss isn't fatal, unless I take too much blood. I've turned 3 men and 56 women into vampires though. It involves seducing them first, which is why I'm not too good with the men. If you want me to kill someone though, then I'll be more than willing to!
Katy:
Oh! I think it's best you don't. (Laughs).
Mr Love:
What do you want to ask contestant two?
Katy:
Question 3.

Zack: Oh yeah, I've wanted to be normal all the time, because I can't get a date with anyone. But if we work out then I won't need to think like that again!
Mr Love:
Thanks Zack. Contestant 3, have you ever dated a normal woman?

Pollination Tech #97: Yeah, I once successfully got a date with a woman, after spending hours putting on my mums makeup to look normal. It was like an experiment. I even got some contact lenses to change my eyes. Unfortunately, we went to the cinema and watched some soppy film and because I'm a sensitive guy I cried, and the makeup came off revealing my horrible green skin underneath! I just wanted to be normal!
Mr Love:
Aww.
Katy:
Oh, you poor thing.
Mr Love:
Moving on then...

Mr Love: It's time for one of them to go. Which one?
Katy:
I feel really sorry for them all and they all sound really lovely.
Mr Love:
They do!?
Katy:
Yeah! I'd work out with any of them, so I'll have to decide by thinking about how practical it would be with each of them and I just think that bits of flaking zombie would maybe be a bit much for me.
Mr Love:
... and the risk of being turned into a vampire wouldn't?
Katy:
No, that would be cool!
Mr Love:
Oh! So, do you want to say good bye to contestant 2, Zack?
Katy:
I'm afraid so.
Mr Love:
Ok, it's time for you to meet him then.

Katy: I'm so sorry.
Zack:
It's ok... this hug is enough for me... it's the first time I've been hugged by a woman, apart from my mother, for 3 years.
Katy:
Oh! What's your number? If It doesn't work out with the other guys then I'll give you a call!

Mr Love: I've got a feeling you'd have them all if you could.
Katy:
That's an excellent idea!
Mr Love:
(Laughs). You can only have one, sorry. It's time for you to ask each of the remaining contestants one question of your choice.
Katy:
I'd like to ask contestant one what blood tastes like and...
Mr Love:
Why!? Haven't you ever tasted your own blood?
Katy:
Yeah... your right. Ok, I'll ask him what it's like when he's a bat, and I'll ask contestant 3 if he knows anything about his home planet... well the planet the aliens are from.

Count Clive: Being a bat is excellent. You can move around so much more quickly. It's even faster than cars... which is great when chasing a desired victim.
Pollination Tech #97:
Well all I know about it.. from my dad... is that it's really hi tech, and they took him to this lab place and put me inside him. That's all he remembers.
Katy:
Wow, you two are so interesting!

Katy: This is so great! I can't believe I'm going to get to go out with one of them.
Mr Love:
Which one are you going to choose?
Katy:
I think it'll have to be Clive.
Count Clive:
Count Clive.
Katy:
Oh yeah, sorry. Yeah, I want to choose him. He could make me a Vampiress which would be fantastic. Being able to transform into a bat sounds really handy too!
Mr Love:
Ok, well it's time for you to meet both of them.
Katy:
Oh good!

Pollination tech #97: Hi.
Katy:
Sorry I didn't choose you.
Pollination tech #97:
That's ok.
Katy:
Can I have your number?
Pollination tech #97:
Yeah sure...

Count Clive: Hello! This is going such a great date!
Katy:
I know, I'm s excited.
Mr Love:
Your off to a nightclub in downtown, called the crypt O' night club.
Katy:
Sounds great!

Katy: Wow, this places rocks!
Count Clive:
Yes, it's great.
Katy:
What should we do first?
Count Clive:
Let's eat!

Waitress: What can I can you sir?
Count Clive:
Count
Waitress:
Sorry.
Count Clive:
I'll have the fried chicken... don't cook it for too long though, I like things rare.
Waitress:
No problem. And how about you madam?
Katy:
I'll have the Chile.
Waitress:
Excellent choice. I'll bring it as soon as possible.
Count Clive:
You better, it's not long until sunrise.

Count Clive: This is overcooked.
Katy:
Do you always ask them to undercook things?
Count Clive:
When I need blood.
Katy:
You need blood now?
Count Clive:
Yes, I'm thirsty, very thirsty.
Katy:
Oh...

Count Clive: Don't you like the Chile?
Katy:
No, it's a bit strong.
Count Clive:
Ok, well let's waste no time! It's not long until sun rise.
Katy:
Can we dance?
Count Clive:
Yes, that's an excellent idea.

Katy: You are so amazing. Does it never get annoying having to come out this late though?
Count Clive:
No, I enjoy it. It's just a reversal of your times. It's obviously harder to get a job though.
Katy:
Yeah, it must be. Oh, it looks like there closing, we better go outside.
Count Clive:
Ok.

Katy: It's been a short night, but I've had a great time.
Count Clive:
Me too, we must do it again some time.
Katy:
Absolutely.

Mr Love: Oh no! What's he doing?
Count Clive:
I'm sorry! I'm so thirsty!

Katy: Wow, you made me a vampire! That's great!
Count Clive:
Yes, we can be vampires together... light! Arghhhh!
Katy:
(Hisses).

Katy: Arghhhh! It burns, it burns!
Count Clive:
(hisses)
Katy:
(hisses)
Count Clive:
Quick, inside!

Man: Woah, dude!

Count Clive: That was close.
Katy:
What are we going to do now?
Count Clive:
We'll have to stay here all day.
Woman:
Sorry, were closed. You'll have to leave now.
Count Clive:
No wait, you don't understand... these aren't Halloween costumes!
Woman:
Out... now!

Count Clive: (Hisses) Ow!
Katy:
Taxi!
Count Clive:
Quickly. Get in...

Count Clive: Step on it!
Katy:
Or we'll eat your family.
Man:
(Gulps). Ok! Of course.

Mr Love: Woah! That went horribly wrong, but I guess they can now be vampires together. Good bye from this special episode of Sim Date. It's now time for us to take a break, but series 3 will continue next month in the lead up to our last episode which will be a Christmas special. See you then!