Sim Date Series 3 - Episode 13

Mr Love: Welcome to Sim Date episode 13. Because this is our last studio episode of the series, apart from the Christmas special, were giving a few of the least favourite dates another chance. We've selected three men, and one woman to come back tonight. Let's meet the guys.

Mr Love: Welcome back Derek, Max and Henry! Let's hear your introductions again!

Henry: Hello, I'm Henry and I'm 36. I've not had much luck with the ladies during my life and have been out with only three women. I'm a virgin, but I don't believe that's anything to be ashamed of. I just want to meet the right woman.
Mr Love:
You might do better if you shaved off that moustache. I thought I recommended that last time you were here.
Henry:
You did, but it's part of me, and I'm not about to change it.
Mr Love:
Suit yourself.

Max: Hi, I'm Max and I'm 24.
Mr Love:
I can't believe you've still got the ponytail! Does no one take my advice?
Max:
Like Henry said, it's part of me, and I'm not going to change it. I think it makes me look sexy, and I reckon some women will too.
Mr Love:
What are you up to at the moment then?
Max:
I'm a gardener.
Mr Love:
What an exciting life you lead (!). Trust me, loose the pony tail and you'll go a long way.

Derek: Hi, I'm Derek!
Mr Love:
The jumper! Unbelievable. I told you to get rid of it! No wonder you three are the least popular guys in the dates database! I might as well just retire now!
Derek:
(Laughs) You'd make a good actor. Your so over the top!
Mr Love:
Oh, you think so? I'll contact my agent after the show.
Derek:
I was joking, but anyway.. I'm 40 and I recently got divorced. Now I'm looking for a new woman. I'm a kind and generous man and know how to treat a woman right!

Mr Love: Well there's the three losers from previous episodes. Let's meet another who has to go on a date with one of them! Poor thing.

Mr Love: That's right, we've chosen Shannon!
Shannon:
Hi.
Mr Love:
Welcome back. Are you grateful for another chance at the studio?
Shannon:
Absolutely! It's great to be on this side of the wall though. Last time I was up against two others, but this time I'll defiantly get a date with someone.
Mr Love:
Good for you.

Mr Love: So no luck since we last met?
Shannon:
None at all. One guy came up to me and said he saw me on the show. Then he said I look like a doll, so that didn't go very well.
Mr Love:
(Laughs) Hopefully you'll get lucky tonight. Let's see what questions we have available...

Mr Love: What are you going to ask Derek?
Shannon:
I'll ask him about his style of shoes.

Derek: Well, I like to look quiet smart most of the time, so I go for black or brown leather. I can't think of a way to make my answer romantic!
Mr Love:
What do you want to ask contestant two, Shannon?
Shannon:
Question two.

Max: I have to have designer underwear! I know nobody sees it, usually, but I've got a good fashion sense...
Mr Love:
(snorts)
Max:
..no, I have. Well, I reckon I look great anyway.
Mr Love:
Henry, that leaves you with question three.

Henry: Oh, well I like to go for quite minimal ties. One's that aren't in your face.
Mr Love:
Oh, like a green tie with a brown suit maybe (!)?
Henry:
Yes, exactly!

Mr Love: It's now time for you to choose which one to ditch! Have you made up your mind?
Shannon:
There answers didn't tell me much, but I think Max was hoping I saw him in his underwear, and I think it would be way too early for that on the first date!
Mr Love:
It's time to say goodbye then..

Shannon: Sorry.
Max:
It's ok. One question though, do you find pony tails remotely attractive?
Shannon:
No.. sorry.
Max:
Oh... ok. Bye.
Shannon:
Bye.

Mr Love: Well, that's the end of him. Maybe he'll get a chance in the last interactive episode of the series. Now it's time for you to ask two questions of your choice to the remaining contestants.
Shannon:
I'd like both to tell me about their jobs.

Henry: I'm a General Practioner. It's a tough job, with difficult hours, but it pays very well.
Derek:
I'm a finance manager for a local supermarket. It's a really boring job, and I need a new woman in my life to brighten things up!

Mr Love: It's now time for your decision.
Shannon:
I think Henry sounds a bit posh for me. I can't believe he said he was a General Practioner instead of just saying GP. I reckon he'd probably be really bad company. I'm going to choose Derek!
Mr Love:
I thought you'd never come to your decision! It's time for you to meet them both.

Shannon: Hi.. what's wrong with you!?
Henry:
Sorry, I'm not used to being touched.
Shannon:
I see.
Henry:
Why are you staring at me?
Shannon:
I am? Sorry, it's just that moustache. That must really tickle when you kiss some one.
Henry:
I wouldn't know. Good night.
Shannon:
Bye.

Derek: Hello.
Shannon:
Hi, nice to meet you.
Derek:
You too. You look beautiful.
Shannon:
Thanks. Where we going to tonight, Mr Love?
Mr Love:
Your off to an art museum!
Derek:
Oh good, I was worried you send us to a nightclub or something filled with idiots.
Shannon:
Yeah, me too. We can have a quiet time together instead.

Derek: This place looks great!
Shannon:
The lights look so beautiful at night, don't they?
Derek: Absolutely.

Derek: What on earth is that? How can they call a toilet art?
Shannon:
I haven't got a clue.

Derek: Argh!
Shannon:
Oh my god. I nearly had a heart attack!
Derek:
A flaming toilet!? Whatever next?

Shannon: (Laughs) That was funny!
Derek:
I don't know about you, but I need a drink after that.
Shannon:
Looks like our strongest option is coffee. Come on.

Shannon: It's so quiet.
Derek:
Yeah, peaceful. It was never like this when I was in the Sim Brother house.
Shannon:
Yeah. That bunch were always making such a noise.
Derek:
You didn't choose me just because I'd been in there did you?
Shannon:
Absolutely not! You were the best of the three tonight. It wasn't hard for you to compete against those two though. (Laughs).
Derek:
(Laughs). Should we have a look around then? Beware of toilets though.
Shannon:
(Laughs) I hope I don't need to go to the bathroom, or I could end up as a lump of charcoal!

Derek: This modern art, really isn't to my taste. I prefer traditional paintings.
Shannon:
Oh me too, defiantly. This modern art if a pile of rubbish.
Derek:
Apparently, an actual pile of rubbish was once considered art!
Shannon:
(Laughs). Should we go somewhere else?
Derek:
It's not completly bad here. The classical music is nice.

Derek: May I have this dance?
Shannon:
Of course!

Derek: I probably shouldn't of asked you to dance. I've got two left feet.
Shannon:
Your an excellent dancer.
Derek:
I know your just saying that to make me feel good.
Shannon:
Yeah, I am (Laughs). I've always wanted to try this...

After more dancing and criticising the modern art the date comes to an end, with another success story.
Shannon:
I've had an excellent night. Can we do it again some time?
Derek:
Of course.
Shannon:
Here's my number.
Derek:
I'll call you tomorrow!
Shannon:
You better!