Sim Date Specials - Halloween

Mr Love: Good evening, I am Mr Love. After last years freak fest, we decided we'd make another spook-tastic Halloween special! This year we've got even more freaks so let's meet them.

Mr Love: Good evening gentlemen! Wow, you are a bunch of freaks! Please introduce yourselves.

Nick: Hi, my name is..
Mr Love:
Ha! Red head! Now that is freaky!
Nick:
Actually Mr Love, I believe I'm here on this particular show, because I'm an alien.
Mr Love:
Ha! Alien!
Nick:
That's right. My names Nick, and I'm an alien.
Mr Love:
Ha Hee hoo!
Nick:
Will you please shut up, or do you want it to take all night for me to introduce myself?
Mr Love:
Go on then. Speak... you freak.
Nick:
I was of course born an alien, and unlike other aliens living here, I wasn't born here. I came down to earth several years ago, when my own planet banished me.
Mr Love:
Why did they do that?
Nick:
I was about to say! You are so annoying! I was banished for sleeping with too many of the femigoons.
Mr Love:
The femi-what?
Nick:
They are my species name for our females.
Mr Love:
So your species is called the goons?
Nick:
That's right.
Mr Love:
Your a goon! Ha! Moving on...

Count Sebastian: Hello, I am count Sebastian, and if you interrupt me Mr Love I'll be sinking my fangs into your fake-tanned neck.
Mr Love:
(Gulps) Please, carry on Sebastian.
Count Sebastian:
Count Sebastian!
Mr Love:
Sorry, sorry! I know how much you vampires insist of having the count, after last years show.
Count Sebastian:
Count Clive is a friend of mine. He encouraged me to come on the show. Anyway, I am a vampire, and I'm looking for a loving relationship. My only requirements is that she is skinny, as I only have a small coffin which she'll need to squeeze into, with me.
Mr Love:
In your dreams!
Count Sebastian:
(Hisses)
Mr Love:
Sorry, sorry! It just slipped out. Next!

Collin: Hello, I'm Collin.
Mr Love:
You've got a comb over!
Collin:
Yes, I know that thank you. It's difficult to keep your hair when your dead you know. If you like, I can help you on your way to experiencing it for yourself.
Mr Love:
Erm, no, that's quite alright. Please, carry on Collin.
Collin:
I'm a zombie, so I'm a bit moody sometimes... Gargoyles! I also have tourette's syndrome.
Mr Love:
(Snorts)
Collins:
Bats! Moon! Oh, I'm sorry about this... Halloween!
Mr Love:
Let's move on.

Mr Love: What on earth are you!?
Milky:
My names Milky and I'm a Hu-cow.
Mr Love:
Come again?
Milky:
A hu-cow. It's a cross between a human and a cow. I invented the name myself, as I'm the only hu-cow in existence. You see, I got in the way of an angry witches spell, and I became this! I changed my name to Milky because I thought it was more fitting.
Mr Love:
Half cows? Witches!? That is just so farfetched. Let's move on to our final contestant, who I believe is a werewolf!

Terry: Hello, I'm Terry, and I am a werewolf.
Mr Love:
Couldn't you just shave?
Terry:
No, because I'm only like this at night. I normally just lock myself indoors out of the way.
Mr Love:
Lock?
Terry:
Well, I'm quite dangerous you see. I sometimes can't control my anger, and I tend to give unsuspecting people a little bite.
Mr Love:
I see. Well, thanks Terry!

Mr Love: Let's meet the freak who actually wants to go out with one of those... things! She hasn't heard their introductions, but has been told the names of the contestants. She doesn't know anything else about them, including what sort of freak they are!

Mr Love: What are you!?
Tina:
I'm a doll. A living Doll.
Mr Love:
Yeah right..
Tina:
A witch cast a spell on me, and made me real. She also enlarged me several times of course.
Mr Love:
Where would this show be without witches? ... What happened to your hair?
Tina:
When I was an actual doll, my owner decided to cut it. She didn't do a very good job.
Mr Love:
Yes, I can see that. So you've come on the show, looking for a freak, because your one yourself?
Tina:
I don't like you calling me a freak.
Collin:
Pumpkins!
Tina:
What was that?
Mr Love:
Nothing! Take a seat, and we'll have a look at the questions you can ask for the first round...

Mr Love: Ok, so here are the question. There are five questions, one for each contestant.
Tina:
It's not very nice to call them freaks.
Mr Love:
You'd know.
Tina:
Why their foot?
Mr Love:
We don't want them to give too much away now, do we?
Tina:
I suppose not.
Mr Love:
What do you want to ask our first contestant, Nick?
Tina:
I want to get rid of the useless question four first.
Mr Love:
Rightio.

Nick: My foot is fairly normal. It certainly isn't flaking, or hairy or hoofed.
Mr Love:
Nick, answer the question!
Nick:
My foot's green. I'm green all over.
Mr Love:
Tina, what do you want to ask Sebastian?
Count Sebastian:
Count!
Mr Love:
Sorry!
Tina:
How did you become a... a bit different?
Count Sebastian:
Oh, it was several years ago now, but I remember it very well. I had a romantic evening with a beautiful woman. It was a steamy evening, full of passionate..
Mr Love:
Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just me?
Count Sebastian:
It's just you. Anyway, she bit me, and that was that. I became what I am.
Mr Love:
Tina, what do you want to ask Collin?
Tina:
Question 5, I refuse to read it.
Collin:
I'm fine with it. I'm still here, and that's what matters. Murderers in a dark alleyway! Sorry. If I wasn't what I am, I'd be dead.

Mr Love: That's the first three freaks then. Any thoughts or guesses on their answers?
Tina:
They all seem like lovely men.
Mr Love:
They do!?
Tina:
Absolutely.
Mr Love:
Well, you better get thinking fast then because you need to eliminate one of the first three right now!
Tina:
Already? That's never happened before!
Mr Love:
We've never had five contestants before.
Tina:
I suppose that's true. Ok, I'll go for Sebastian.
Count Sebastian:
Count!
Tina:
And that's why. It'd get annoying.
Mr Love:
Ok, it's time to meet him. You don't have to hug him, if you don't want to. I know I wouldn't. Keep your neck away from his mouth too!

Tina: A vampire? Wow! I'm sorry.
Count Sebastian:
That's ok. I just hope you can live with the fact that innocent people may lose blood tonight.
Tina:
Erm.. bye.

Mr Love: On with the questions then. What do you want to ask Milky?
Tina:
Who on earth would want to be called Milky!?
Mr Love:
Someone who lives on a diet of grass probably (Coughs.) Which question?
Tina:
Were you born.. the way you are?
Milky:
No, like you I was transformed by a witch.
Tina:
Cool! I can really relate to that.
Mr Love:
Terry, you get the last question.
Terry:
My biggest problem is itchiness. It get's very annoying sometimes. I can't scratch, because of my claws. I'd love someone else to be able to scratch me.

Mr Love: It's now time to eliminate one more contestant, out of the remaining four.
Tina:
Well I quite like Milky, despite the odd name, and I feel a bit sorry for Terry. I think I'll choose Nick.
Mr Love:
Ok, the alien.
Tina:
Oh. Aliens are great!
Mr Love:
(Laughs). It's time to meet him then!

Tina: I'm sorry. I love your hair!
Nick:
Thank you. Your very pretty.
Tina:
Thanks.

Mr Love: You can now ask each of the remaining contestants a question of your choice.
Tina:
Excellent. I just want to ask each of them what they actually are. I have ideas, but they could be wrong.
Mr Love:
You heard her men.
Collin:
Creaky Floorboards! I'm a zombie.
Tina:
Why do you keep shouting things?
Collin:
I'm a zombie with tourette's.
Tina:
Interesting!
Mr Love:
You weren't allowed two questions! Terry, please answer.
Terry:
I'm a werewolf baby! I hope you like hairy chests... and hairy everything else.
Tina:
I do!
Mr Love:
Milky? I'm never going to forget this moment..
Milky:
I'm a hu-cow! Half human, and half cow.
Tina:
(Laughs) Is he being serious?
Mr Love:
Yes.
Tina:
Wow!

Mr Love: It's now time to choose who you want to date.
Tina:
It's such a tough choice. They're all so amazing!
Mr Love:
Even Milky!?
Tina:
Especially Milky.
Mr Love:
Do you want to forget the show, and let me take you to a psychiatric hospital so someone can look at that head of yours?
Tina:
Dolls aren't supposed to have brains, remember?
Mr Love:
Good point.
Tina:
I probably just have a small one.

Tina: I really can't choose.
Mr Love:
It's past 2AM. Halloweens over!
Tina:
I know, but I still want a date.
Mr Love:
You better hurry up before our date location closes!
Tina:
Ok, fine... I'll choose Terry.
Collin:
Toffee apples!
Mr Love:
Why Terry?
Tina:
I've never met a werewolf before.
Mr Love:
What, you've met a zombie and Hu-cow before?
Tina:
Well not a hu-cow, but I have met a zombie. One came to my door last night. He said something to me, can't remember what.
Mr Love:
Gee, it couldn't of been 'trick or treat' could it?
Tina:
Oh yeah, that was it! Then he explained I needed to give him £100.
Mr Love:
And you did?
Tina:
Yeah. Of course.
Mr Love:
I don't know about a small brain, how about no brain!? Let's meet who you turned down!

Tina: Yuck! You don't look like the zombie I saw last night. Where's your hair?
Mr Love:
It's hard to keep hair when your dead, apparently.
Tina:
Oh. I'm sorry Collin.
Collin:
That's quite alright. You witch!
Tina:
That was the tourette's right?
Collin:
Of course. Nice to meet you... you stained cauldron!
Mr Love:
That's enough! Milky, get out here!

Tina: You smell of milk!
Milky:
That's why I'm called Milky. I do make milk you know? Imagine the money you could of saved if you'd chosen to date me.
Tina:
That's true. Sorry.
Mr Love:
Let's meet your date for tonight!

Terry: (Howls) I am one lucky wolf and you are one fine woman!
Tina:
(Laughs) Thank you.
Mr Love:
It's now time for your date. Were sending you to the same location as the other dates last year. It's the Crypt O' Nightclub in the downtown district! Have a howl of a time.

Tina: I love the way you walk. It's very wolf like.
Terry:
(Howls)
Tina
(Laughs).

Tina: Why are you hugging me?
Terry:
Because your a very brave woman.
Tina:
Why? For being a doll?
Terry:
No, for going on a date with a wolf. Not many people give me a chance.
Tina:
You deserve a chance. You not bad at all.
Terry:
I have to admit, I've taken a sedative tonight.
Tina:
Oh.
Terry:
Don't worry. I won't need them if I get to know you better. I don't normally bite people I know.
Tina:
Oh. Good.

Tina: What do you like to eat, while in your transformed state?
Terry:
People mostly. I also seem to have an attraction towards pastry for some reason.
Tina:
(Laughs) I'm afraid they don't have people on the menu.
Terry:
What do human dolls like to eat?
Tina:
For some reason, I like fruit.
Terry:
A fruit pie or tart would be a good choice for us then.
Tina:
That's a great idea Terry.

Waitress: Great costumes!
Terry:
Grr!
Waitress:
Hey, you good at that! Do it again.
Terry:
Grr!
Waitress:
Fantastic. What can I get you both?
Tina:
We'd both like the nectarine tartlet please.
Waitress:
Right away. Once more..
Terry:
Grr!

Tina: Were you flirting with her?
Terry:
No.
Tina:
You were growling at her.
Terry:
I didn't like her waist coat.
Tina:
Oh.
Terry:
If I wasn't with you, I probably would of bitten her.
Tina:
Right, I don't think this is going to work out. Let's just pay the bill and go.
Terry:
But our tarts haven't come yet!
Tina:
Maybe if we met up in the day sometime, I'd get on with you. But I'm kind of scared with you, at night.
Terry:
Fine, lets go.
Tina:
I'll go and pay the bill.
Terry:
Why pay when you don't have to?
Tina:
What?
Terry:
We'll just sneak out, and if we get caught, our captures will receive a werewolf bite.
Tina:
Terry!

Tina: Terry, stop!
Terry:
It's easy to escape when they have a side gate!

Tina: Terry, you've transformed!
Terry:
Yeah, I felt it! The sun is coming up.
Tina:
Your pretty handsome.
Terry:
What were you saying about meeting up during the daytime then?
Tina:
(Laughs) Let's go and pay the bill first.
Terry:
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking trying to skip out on it.

Mr Love: That concludes our 2006 Halloween special. Join me in a few weeks time for our 2006 Christmas special. Good night.