Sim Date Specials - Christmas

Mr Love: Welcome to another Sim Date Christmas special! Tonight were making one persons Christmas dreams come true. For today's show I went out and found three desperate women. I brought them back here, and the costume department has got them into the Christmas spirit. We've sort of changed the whole point of the show today, but I'll explain that shortly. First, let's meet the ladies...

Mr Love: From left to right we have Ethel, Clarisse and Tina. All three of these women are widowed and are just looking for someone to give them a one-off treat. They don't want to find love. Ethel, what sort of guy would you like to take you out tonight?
Ethel:
A young and very handsome one Mr Love.
Mr Love:
Then lets go baby!
Ethel:
(Laughs).
Mr Love:
Tina how would you like to be treated tonight?
Tina:
I'd love to be wined and dined, followed by some after dinner dancing under the stars.
Mr Love:
That sounds like a good time to me. Clarisse, how drunk do you want to get tonight?
Clarisse:
Very drunk! I want to have a good time Mr Love!
Mr Love:
As it's Christmas, all three of you will be shown a good time tonight, but only one of you get's to be taken out by our young and handsome Lothario... take a look at the screen in front girls.

Ethel: Woo!
Mr Love:
She loves that! He's a bit of alright, isn't he, ladies?
Tina:
He certainly is. He can take me out any day!
Clarisse:
Not if I get there first!
Mr Love:
Now now ladies, no fighting. The losing two ladies will be taken out by...

Mr Love: ...this much more handsome, entertaining and lovable guy. It's me!
Tina:
Oh!
Ethel:
I hope you'll be wearing clothes.
Mr Love:
I will! I can't believe they made me do that. They didn't make the stud do that.
Clarisse:
Either way, we'll still have a good night.
Mr Love:
Thank you Clarisse! I hope your one of my two.
Clarisse:
I still prefer him though.
Mr Love:
(Hisses) Let's just get on with the show.

Mr Love: Welcome to the show!
Jack:
You don't look too happy to welcome me.
Mr Love:
Well I am! Do I have to keep calling you 'the stud' or do you have a name?
Jack:
My names Jack.
Mr Love:
Oh great! A typical Jack the lad, are we?
Jack:
That's right.
Mr Love:
And why have you given up your time to take one of those "lucky" ladies out?
Jack:
I just want the elderly to be happy during Christmas time.
Mr Love:
Oh, a good guy and good looking, huh?
Jack:
I guess.
Mr Love:
(Mimics) I guess.
Jack:
(Laughs) Maybe we should get on with the show?
Mr Love:
Oh, so your a presenter too now, are you!?
Jack:
No. I'm just thinking of the ladies. The sooner I choose one, the longer we'll have out together.
Mr Love:
Well aren't you just great!? Here's the stinking questions...

Mr Love: Which question would you like to ask Ethel?
Jack:
I'll ask her to name her favourite Christmas carol please Mr Love.
Mr Love:
Oh, polite as well! You know, the son of god wasn't born for a couple more days yet?
Jack:
Ha Ha. My sides are splitting.

Ethel: My favourite Carol is Mistletoe and Wine, because it's about two of my favourite things at Christmas. I love a few glasses of wine at Christmas time, and Mistletoe is fun, for obvious reasons.
Jack:
I love mistletoe too.
Ethel:
(Giggles)
Mr Love:
Stop flirting and choose a question for Clarisse.
Jack:
I'm going to go in order and ask her question two. What's your favourite part of Christmas dinner, love?

Clarisse: It has to be the turkey. It has to well stuffed, and moist. Delicious.
Jack:
I love giving a bird a good stuffing.
Clarisse:
(Laughs)
Mr Love:
Stop being so rude! These are elderly women!
Jack:
They love it!
Mr Love:
You love yourself!
Jack:
True.

Jack: Tina, beautiful..
Mr Love:
You've not seen her!
Jack:
Well I'm sure she's beautiful anyway.
Tina:
Thanks very much Jack!
Jack:
That's ok my love. What's your favourite Christmas decoration?
Tina:
You can count mistletoe as a decoration, can't you?
Mr Love:
No, you can't copy..
Jack:
Of course you can.
Mr Love:
I'm in charge!
Jack:
Tina, why do you like mistletoe?
Tina:
Because I love a cheeky kiss after a few glasses of sherry.
Jack:
Me too!

Mr Love: (To microphone) I'm not standing for this. I'm the host, and I'm not letting him change the rules.
Jack:
Isn't this the part where I choose one girl to eliminate?
Mr Love:
I'm speaking to my producer at the moment.
Jack:
I'll just carry on. The lady I've chosen to eliminate, although I'm sure she's an angel, and would love to take all three of them out, is Clarisse.
Mr Love:
(To microphone) See, he's taking over! He want's my job!
Jack:
Clarisse, get out to meet me!

Jack: I'm sorry.
Clarisse:
That's ok.
Jack:
Try and have a good time with Mr Love, ok?
Clarisse:
It'll take a lot of trying (Laughs).
Jack:
(Laughs).
Mr Love:
That's it, all turn against me and talk about me behind my back!
Jack:
Ok!

Mr Love: Right Jack, the lad, it's time to ask the remaining two girls questions of your choice.
Jack:
I can't decide what to ask.
Mr Love:
You've obviously got less brain cells than you think you've got then.
Jack:
I meant because I can think of so many!
Mr Love:
Sure, whatever!
Jack:
Sticking to the Christmas theme, I'll ask them to describe their perfect gift this year.
Mr Love:
How original!

Ethel: When you get to my age their isn't much you don't have, so it would have to be something practical, like some new crockery for the kitchen.
Jack:
Practical is good.
Tina:
I still miss being a kid, so I'd want something entertaining, like a games console or something!
Jack:
Wow, are you serious!?
Tina:
Yeah, why not? I like to have a laugh.

Mr Love: It's now time for you to make your decision.
Jack:
I'm going to choose Tina, because she sounds like a party girl!
Mr Love:
Then it's time to meet Ethel and then your date for tonight...

Jack: Sorry Ethel.
Ethel:
Don't worry about it.
Jack:
I hope you have a good night tonight anyway.
Ethel:
I'm sure me and Clarisse can have a good time, with or without Mr Love.
Mr Love:
Stop ganging up on me!

Jack: (Kisses cheek) You excited? I am!
Tina:
Very!
Mr Love:
Well before we head off, Jack, you don't look very festive. Let's see how a silly Santa hat affects your good looks.
Jack:
Fine. I'm not bothered. Go for it.
Mr Love:
Somebody get him a hat!

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Mr Love: That concludes this festive special of Sim Date. Ok, Ethel and Clarisse may have ditched me, but what matters is that everyone had fun. Ok, I didn't, but I have plenty of eggnog at home to brighten up my evening. Good night, and happy holidays!