Simvivor Episode 22

Written by Nathan

They’re all up...



The final is near...



Tonight one of the 7 contestants will fall...



Who will it be? Find out tonight on Simvivor.



Debbie: Welcome to the Sixth elimination of Simvivor 2010. Normal services are to be resumed tonight as one of our seven islanders will be eliminated from the competition. Then later tonight, the lines will re-open and you can continue to eliminate the contestant you want; from today, you’ll be seeing me every day until the final on Wednesday because we’re basically clearing them all out..



Debbie: ...until there is three left for the final. Now the lines have frozen and the contestants will learn later who is the sixth to leave, but let’s reverse to yesterday and catch up with the Rogue Monkey’s third day as leader.

Early Morning:



David: When can i get out of here Rogue Monkey...



Kyle: Morning Kayley.
Kayley: Morning stud, what’s going on?
Kyle: Well Stacey told me to cool off with our relationship last night.
Kayley: Yeah, she mentioned she was going to speak to you.
Kyle: I totally respect what she says...but what am i doing wrong here?
Kayley: You’re asking me for advice?
Kyle: Yeah, cause you’re a mate.
Kayley: Aww babe, i don’t think you’re doing anything wrong. I think she’s just struggling with her emotions at the moment.
Kyle: She said last night she needed time to get them in check...
Kayley: Seriously it’s not your fault Kyle, you’re a sweet guy so don’t think you’ve done anything wrong.



Kyle: I really...like her...a lot. But i feel like she doesn’t like me the same.
Kayley: Trust me she does, she’s really into you.
Kyle: (laughs) Good use of words.
Kayley: Aww you’re a little sensitive guy aren’t you?
Kyle: (laughs) You could say that.



Sam: So i wonder when the elimination will be?
Stacey: I think tomorrow...
Sam: I’m quite nervous...
Stacey: I don’t think you’ve done anything wrong really...
Sam: Has anyone really?
Stacey: No not really...
Sam: I think Kristen could be in trouble...
Stacey: Why?
Sam: Well she kinda stuck with Amy didn’t she?
Stacey: Yeah...i suppose. But she’s alright really.
Sam: Yeah she is.



David: Come on, when can i leave?
Rogue Monkey: Watch your attitude David; you’ve got a bed, what more do you want?
David: When do i leave here?
Rogue Monkey: When your contestants check the Treemail.



Kristen: Our breakfast is getting worse...and worse...
Tania: I wouldn’t feed a dead rat the food they give us.
Kristen: Okay it’s not that bad...



Kayley: So are you looking to settle down with someone after this show?
Sam: I’d like a partner...
Kayley: Guy or girl?
Sam: Guy, but i wouldn’t mind a girlfriend either.
Kayley: Kyle’s bisexual you know?
Sam: (gasps) You’re joking?
Kayley: Nope, he’s bi, he told me when we had that party.
Sam: I thought he was straight.
Kayley: He’s been in relationships with girls, but he’s...done other stuff with guys.
Sam: I wish someone told me sooner...he’s hot as well.



Kayley: I know.
Sam: But he’s interested in Stacey...
Kayley: Yeah but their relationship is kinda on hold at the moment.
Sam: You’re not suggesting that i...
Kayley: I’m not suggesting anything (laughs). But he’s single at the moment...
Sam: Yeah, let’s hope we get some alcohol (laughs).
Kayley: I think him and Stacey are into each other...but they’re both being stupid.
Sam: She needs to get with him.
Kayley: Exactly, he’s a good looking guy, he’ll get snapped sooner or later, especially when he leaves this show.

Later...



Kristen: Oh, we’ve got Treemail here guys.



Stacey: What does it say?
Kristen: It’s from David, it says “I’m stuck by the cell, those who know the way, come and free me”.
Stacey: I’m not falling for that one again.
Sam: Me neither.
Kyle: If we all go we can just stay away from actually entering the jail.
Sam: Yeah that could be a good idea.
Tania: I’m with Stacey, i’d rather just sunbathe if it’s all the same.
Kyle: Who’s coming?



Tania: Can’t believe they actually went.
Stacey: Me neither, i still get flashbacks from that prison cell.



Kristen: I’m a little surprised Stacey didn’t tag along.
Kayley: Same here, i don’t know what her problem is lately.
Sam: I nearly didn’t come, you guys didn’t get locked in the jail before.
Kayley: Yeah i suppose you’re right.



David: Yes, thank god. Get me out of here.
Kristen: Oh David, we need to get you out of there.
David: Yes please do. I’m starving.



Kyle: You’re out.
David: Phew, let’s get the hell out of here.

Dinner Time:



Kyle: You okay today Stacey?
Stacey: Yep, i’m fine.
Kyle: I hope we get some booze soon.
Stacey: Oh yeah, i could do with some alcohol in my blood stream at the moment.



Tania: I better go and get my shower now...



Tania: Oh Kayley what are you doing?!
Kayley: Having a shower, what does it look like?
Tania: Get the hell out of there now, i’ve been around collecting the warm water from the supply.



Kayley: Correction, Sam collected the water for you and you left it there.
Tania: But you can’t just do that, that water was supposed to be for me.
Kayley: We’re supposed to be a group here, you can’t claim the warm water, there’s a lack of it on the island and you’re claiming it for yourself.
Tania: You can get your own, i got that for myself...i wanted a shower with my own water.
Kayley: Stop being so selfish, the water isn’t just yours on this island, it’s everyone’s.
Tania: But i got all that myself.
Kayley: You got Sam to do it for you.
Tania: It’s not the point; you really annoy me at times Kayley, you’re so self centred.



Kayley: (gasps) Me self centred?! You’re the most self-centred person i’ve ever come across and i’ve bit my tongue so many times. You need to learn some manners because you’re so rude.
Tania: How dare you, i’m very offended...
Kayley: Good, go and moan at someone else because i won’t stand for your strops. You’re not a princess here Tania, we all muck in around here, if you don’t like it, you may as well leave.
Tania: Oh get lost...



Tania: (screams) I feel so unclean.



Sam: What the hell was that all about?
Kayley: Nothing, just warm water.
Sam: The water i got for her?
Kayley: Yeah, nothing serious.



Tania: At the end of the day, she’s jealous of me. That’s it.

Night Time:



David: I miss our old voice on the speakers.
Sam: Same, those guys were cool.
Kyle: What are we going to do eh?
Stacey: I know, this Monkey guy is evil.
Voice on Speaker: Contestants...it’s good to be back.



Kayley: Yay it’s the normal man.
Voice on Speaker: We’re pleased to announce that the Rogue Monkey has been chased off the island and won’t be around for the foreseeable future...
Stacey: You have no idea how good it is to hear your voice Mr Producer.
Voice on Speaker: Thank you Stacey.
David: Bring any gifts for us?
Voice on Speaker: There’s some alcohol in the hatch up near the lions; have fun.

Later...



Kristen: We’ve so needed this.
David: I know, look how the numbers are going down now though.
Kristen: I know, there’s gonna be hardly anyone here soon.



Kayley: Come here you.
Tania: I’m sorry about earlier Kayley...
Kayley: No i’m sorry babe, i knew you wanted to go in the shower but i just jumped in.
Tania: I know i can be very selfish at times Kayley, but i don’t mean it, i’m a nice person really.
Kayley: I know you are Tania, i know you’re a good person really. One thing that people probably failed to notice about you was when Amy made Sam cry, you didn’t run to comfort him, but you put her up because you didn’t like what she did.
Tania: I hate seeing anyone down...
Kayley: Exactly, you’re a great girl Tania and i can see it.
Tania: Thanks Kayley, you’re wicked as well.



Kyle: So how’s the first day of going steady for you?
Stacey: It’s killing me...
Kyle: Really?!
Stacey: Yeah it really is, you’re amazing Kyle...
Kyle: (sings) #I think i love you so what i’m so afraid of? I’m afraid that i’m not sure of a love there is no cure for...



Kayley: Awww...
Kristen: I’ve got to watch this.



Kyle: (sings) #i think love you, isn’t that what life is made of? So it worries me to say that i’ve never felt this way.
Stacey: Seems like we have an audience.
Kyle: Sing it with me Stacey. (sings) #I think i love you...



Stacey: (sings) #so what am i so afraid of?



Kyle: (sings) #I’m afraid that i’m not of a love that there is no cure for...



Stacey: (sings) #If think i love you, isn’t that what life is made of? So it worries me to say...



Both: (sings) #I’ve never felt this way.



Kayley: (claps) Woo!
Kristen: That was amazing, i’m so happy for you guys.
Tania: Yeah...i know what Simon Cowell would say to Stacey’ singing, but i’m happy for you.
Stacey: (laughs) Thanks guys.



Debbie: Aww they’ve finally got together and they’ve been together all morning. So sweet, but now i’m about to go and reveal who is the sixth islander to be eliminated...



Debbie: Hello contestants...and hello to the lovers.
Kyle: (laughs) Hey Debbie.
Stacey: It’s like being a teenager all over again.
Debbie: It’s really cute; anyway the public have been voting for who they’d like to eliminate since Wednesday. And i’m about to reveal...in no particular order...that....
Kayley: It’s going to be a double...



Debbie: ...Kyle....
Kyle: I’m going?
Debbie: You’re not going home.
Kyle: (gasps) Oh my god.
Stacey: Congratulations babe.



Debbie: ...David....
David: Give it to me Deb...
Debbie: You’re not going home.
David: Oh my god.
Kristen: Well done David.
David: Cheers.



Debbie: ...Stacey...
Stacey: Oh my god...it’s me...i’m going.
Kyle: Don’t be silly Stacey.
Debbie: You’re not going home.
Stacey: (gasps) Thank you public, thank you much.



Debbie: ...Tania...
Tania: I’m not ready to go yet Debbie.
Debbie: You’re not going home.
Tania: Woo! Thanks public.



Debbie: ...Sam...
Sam: (sighs) Share the news then...
Debbie: You’re not going home.
Sam: (gasps) You’re joking me?!
Kayley: It’s me, i’m going.



Debbie: Which leaves Kristen and Kayley...
Kayley: I’m going home, i know it.
Debbie: The public have decided that the Sixth contestant to be eliminated from Simvivor is...



Kristen: (sighs) Come on Debbie...



Kayley: It’s me...i’m going...
Debbie: ...Kristen.
Kristen: I told you Kayley.
Kayley: (gasps) Oh my god...i thought it would be me.
Kristen: I’m so ready to go.
Debbie: I’ll be waiting for you by the Treemail letterbox Kristen.



Kristen: I’m gonna miss you guys.
David: What’s going to happen to our morning chats?
Kristen: You’re screwed (laughs).
Kyle: Good luck with everything Kristen.
Kristen: I want you to win Kyle, you’re such a nice guy.
Tania: Bye Kristen.



Kristen: Sorry i wasn’t entertaining enough for you Tania.
Tania: It’s not your fault.
Kristen: Goodbye guys.



Kristen: Good luck to you all.
Kayley: See you Kristen, i’m sorry babe.
Kristen: Don’t worry Kayley.



Kristen: I’m ready to go now Debbie.
Debbie: So Kristen is out, let’s take a look at her time on the show.

Dim lights Download



Kristen: (laughs) I actually love that song.
Debbie: Oh i’m glad we got one you liked. So Kristen, out of all those contestants you were the least liked...that must feel horrible.
Kristen: It does feel bad; i don’t understand what i did that was nasty...
Debbie: I think it may have been the company you kept a few days ago.
Kristen: Amy...i really got on with her though.
Debbie: You two would have little bitching sessions at times though, that may have been the reason.
Kristen: She had some great views on people though, she was good fun.
Debbie: So who did you think was going to go today then?
Kristen: I thought it would’ve been Sam or Kayley.
Debbie: Why Sam or Kayley?
Kristen: Because they’re both game players.
Debbie: (gasps) Really?!



Kristen: I think Kayley’s cleverer than Sam, but they’re both in it to win.
Debbie: I think Kayley’s done a few things that haven’t won her any favours really, but she seems okay to me.
Kristen: She latches on to the popular characters in there and she rides on their backs. She stuck by Dean, now she’s stuck by Stacey and Kyle.
Debbie: So who did you enjoy spending time with on the island?
Kristen: I love David; he’s such a nice and genuine guy. Same with Kyle, i really want either of those two to win. Kyle is just a sweetheart and doesn’t have a bad word to say about anybody.
Debbie: His relationship with Stacey has been on and off hasn’t it?
Kristen: Oh my god they’re so sweet together, he was singing to her last night and they spread the love around.
Debbie: We saw that earlier, it’s funny because he’s a good singer, but she’s not.
Kristen: (laughs) They’re both great, i hope they stay until the end.



Debbie: All the contestants are up again for the next elimination, who do you think will go?
Kristen: Next one? I think it could be Kayley, she nearly went just then.
Debbie: Well you got 38%.
Kristen: That’s not too bad between 7 people.
Debbie: Well we’ll see because tomorrow another will be eliminated.
Kristen: That soon?
Debbie: Yeah, there’ll be elimination every day until Wednesday now.
Kristen: Oh interesting.
Debbie: Okay Kristen, you’ve been amazing, thanks for taking part in the show.
Kristen: it’s been an absolute pleasure.



Debbie: So Kristen is now out, the lines have now re-opened for the next elimination so get voting. Join me tomorrow when we’ll be eliminating the 7th contestant. Goodnight.

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