Simvivor Episode 23

Written by Nathan

The numbers are decreasing...



Another contestant has been eliminated...



Tonight; you’re about to lose one more...



Who will become the seventh contestant to leave the Island; find out tonight on Simvivor.



Debbie: Hello and welcome to another elimination from Simvivor. All the contestants have been facing the public vote since Wednesday, last night your votes decided that Kristen was the sixth to leave and tonight we’ll be sending someone to join her. But before we announce who’s leaving, let’s take a look at the effect Kristen’s departure had on the group.

Early Morning:



Debbie: Hello contestants...and hello to the lovers.
Kyle: (laughs) Hey Debbie.
Stacey: It’s like being a teenager all over again.
Debbie: It’s really cute; anyway the public have been voting for who they’d like to eliminate since Wednesday. And i’m about to reveal...in no particular order...that....
Kayley: It’s going to be a double...



Debbie: ...Kyle....
Kyle: I’m going?
Debbie: You’re not going home.
Kyle: (gasps) Oh my god.
Stacey: Congratulations babe.



Debbie: ...David....
David: Give it to me Deb...
Debbie: You’re not going home.
David: Oh my god.
Kristen: Well done David.
David: Cheers.



Debbie: ...Stacey...
Stacey: Oh my god...it’s me...i’m going.
Kyle: Don’t be silly Stacey.
Debbie: You’re not going home.
Stacey: (gasps) Thank you public, thank you much.



Debbie: ...Tania...
Tania: I’m not ready to go yet Debbie.
Debbie: You’re not going home.
Tania: Woo! Thanks public.



Debbie: ...Sam...
Sam: (sighs) Share the news then...
Debbie: You’re not going home.
Sam: (gasps) You’re joking me?!
Kayley: It’s me, i’m going.



Debbie: Which leaves Kristen and Kayley...
Kayley: I’m going home, i know it.
Debbie: The public have decided that the Sixth contestant to be eliminated from Simvivor is...



Kristen: (sighs) Come on Debbie...



Kayley: It’s me...i’m going...
Debbie: ...Kristen.
Kristen: I told you Kayley.
Kayley: (gasps) Oh my god...i thought it would be me.
Kristen: I’m so ready to go.
Debbie: I’ll be waiting for you by the Treemail letterbox Kristen.



Kristen: I’m gonna miss you guys.
David: What’s going to happen to our morning chats?
Kristen: You’re screwed (laughs).
Kyle: Good luck with everything Kristen.
Kristen: I want you to win Kyle, you’re such a nice guy.
Tania: Bye Kristen.



Kristen: Sorry i wasn’t entertaining enough for you Tania.
Tania: It’s not your fault.
Kristen: Goodbye guys.



Kristen: Good luck to you all.
Kayley: See you Kristen, i’m sorry babe.
Kristen: Don’t worry Kayley.



David: I’m really gutted that Kristen was voted off earlier she was very close to me, we talked about everything.



Kyle: Oh she was happy to go though wasn’t she?
Sam: She said to me last night that she wouldn’t mind leaving.
Stacey: Oh she’ll be enjoying being with her family again though.



Kayley: I thought i was going.
David: See you stayed blondie.
Kayley: I don’t understand, it’s a shock to me.
David: Looks like we’re all getting changed again.



Tania: Congratulations everyone.
Stacey: Well done Kyle for getting through first.
Kyle: (laughs) I think it was in a random order.
Sam: I think they all may have been, apart from the first and last.
Kayley: So does that mean i didn’t get the second most votes to go?
Sam: Probably, you may have got the second least, but they need to spice it up a little.

Dinner time:



Stacey: (gasps) Oh my god...we’ve got Treemail.



Stacey: You guys are gonna love this.
David: What is it?
Kyle: What is it Stacey?
Stacey: “Contestants, today we’d like to give one of you the chance to win your fellow contestants meal for them. You will be required to take part in a challenge which involves small spaces. The prize is; a family bucket from KFC”.
Kayley: (gasps) Oh my god we need to win this.
Tania: Eurgh, chicken is horrible.
Sam: They have chips in there too.



Stacey: “...as stated, this challenge involves very small spaces.”
Kayley: So who wants to do it?
Sam: I’m not comfortable with small spaces.
Kyle: I’ll do it if no one else wants to.
Kayley: I’d do it as well...
Stacey: So basically, it’s either Kyle or Kayley.
Kyle: Would you rather do it?
Kayley: Erm...
Kyle: How confident are you about this?



Kayley: (laughs) Not very.
Kyle: Okay, so...shall i do it?
Kayley: Yeah, go on, you can do it.
Kyle: Okay then.



Kyle: Wish me luck guys.
Stacey: Good luck babe.
Kyle: Hopefully i’ll return with a bucket.





Tania: Aww Stacey’s in love.
Stacey: (laughs) Don’t embarrass me now.



Kyle: Oh god, i know what this is.



Kyle: (reads) “Welcome contestant, in front of you is a casket, you must lock yourself in the casket. You will be raised up in the air and must stay there for 3 hours. You will be told when the challenge is over.”



Kyle: Bring it on.



Stacey: Makes you wonder who’ll win this show, doesn’t it?
Kayley: Today was a massive wake-up call to us you know.
David: I know, think, this time next week it’ll all be over.
Stacey: I’ve totally forgotten about everything; my family, my life...everything.
Sam: Same here, i’m a little nervous about leaving; i wonder what the press say about us.
Kayley: They can print whatever they like...
David: Who do we want to win?
Tania: Me.



Kayley: (laughs) I want Kyle or Stacey to win.
Sam: I want Kyle to win.
Tania: Jeez, don’t pick me then.
David: I’d like you to win Tania.
Tania: Thanks.





Kyle: This is so creepy.







Later:



Kyle: This if for KFC...for KFC...



Stacey: Where the hell is he?!
Kayley: We’ll all be dead by the time he gets back.
Sam: Tell me about it.



Kyle: Oh i’m going down.













Kyle: Yay, i won. Hello there family bucket.



Tania: My stomach is rumbling like mad.
David: He’s here now.



Kyle: I won guys!
Stacey: Yay! I’m so happy.
Kayley: What did you have to do?
Kyle: I had to lie in this coffin and they raised me up into the air.
Sam: That sounds horrible.
Stacey: I think i would’ve cried.
Kayley: To think i wanted to do it too.



Kayley: I’ve so missed you KFC, i really have.
Tania: Think, these chickens were walking around three months ago.
Stacey: Eww, don’t say that Tania.
Tania: Just stating a fact.
Kyle: I love KFC, there’s a few in LA.

Night Time:



Stacey: I knew we wouldn’t get alcohol tonight.
David: It’s because of last night.
Stacey: I actually think that these guys gave us alcohol to get me and Kyle together.
David: (laughs) You’re probably right.



Sam: Are you looking forward to seeing any of the ex-islanders?
Kyle: To be honest, i don’t mean this in a nasty way, but i’m glad with the people i’ve got here now, so i’m not bothered about seeing anyone else.
Kayley: I’m looking forward to seeing Ashleigh again, just so i can tell her what i think of her.
Sam: Oh don’t do anything like that; it’s my fault you know.
Kayley: I would’ve seen the footage anyway; i actually thought we were mates.
Sam: She only said a couple of things...
Kayley: Still, i was mates with her.



Kyle: I’m not sure i even remember her, when did she leave?
Kayley: She left...erm...second i think.
Sam: She was very attractive...
Kyle: Really?
Tania: I remember her, and she wasn’t that good looking.
Kayley: Well i’m off her, so i think she was ugly (laughs).
Kyle: And...was she a bitch?
Sam: She wasn’t overly bitchy, she said a few things about Kayley...
Kayley: When we’re supposed to be friends.
Kyle: Oh dear...



Debbie: I’m so looking forward to the finale when Ashleigh and Kayley will meet again (laughs). Anyway, time is up for one of those contestants, i’m not going to break the news.



Debbie: Hello again islanders, nervous?
Stacey: Oh my gosh, very nervous.
Debbie: You’ve all done very well to get this far. But as usual, one of you will be leaving and i’m about to reveal who it is...



Debbie: ...Stacey...
Stacey: I’m going, i’m gone.
Debbie: You can calm down...because it’s not you.
Stacey: (gasps) Oh my god, thank you public.
Kyle: Well done babe.



Debbie: ...David...
David: (sighs) Let me have it Deb...
Debbie: It’s not you.
David: Oh my god, i’ve survived again?!
Kayley: Well done David.



Debbie: ...Kyle...
Kyle: Am i going?
Stacey: Don’t be silly Kyle...
Debbie: It’s not you.
Kyle: (gasps) Oh my god.
Stacey: See babe, i told you.



Debbie: ...Kayley...
Kayley: Oh here we go...
David: Don’t assume anything Kayley...
Kayley: Hate figure number 1 me (laughs).
Debbie: It’s not you.
Kayley: (gasps) Oh my god, are you sure?
Debbie: (laughs) Yes, they’ve been double checked.



Debbie: This leaves Sam and Tania...
Sam: It’s me, i know it.
Tania: Let’s find out.
Debbie: The seventh contestant to be eliminated from Simvivor 2010 is...



Tania: I’m not ready to go yet...
Sam: Neither am i...
Debbie: ...Tania!
Tania: (gasps) No way.
Debbie: I’ll be waiting for you by the Treemail Tania.



Tania: I can’t believe it.
Sam: I’m shocked as well Tania.
Kayley: You’re going to be okay Tania, just take it easy girl.
Tania: Oh my god they hate me.
Stacey: They don’t hate you Tania.
Tania: I can’t believe it, i was really enjoying it.



Kyle: Give us a hug Tania.
Tania: I can’t believe i’m going.
Kayley: You’re going to be fine Tania, you’re classy and fun...
Tania: Thanks Kayley.



Tania: I guess this is goodbye guys.
Stacey: Bye Tania.
Kyle: Good luck ‘Tan



Tania: (sighs) I’m ready i guess Debbie.
Debbie: Oh don’t worry Tania, you’ve been a great contestant, let’s take a look at your time on the island.

Dim lights Download



Debbie: See, you’ve been great Tania.
Tania: I know, but i wanted to stay there until the end.
Debbie: Aww, so you’ve answered my first question...you’re gutted you’re out.
Tania: Very gutted, i thought there was a lot more boring ones on the island...
Debbie: Like who?
Tania: David for a start, he’s a nice guy but all he seems to say is “hi” or “morning”.
Debbie: He’s really come into his own lately though.
Tania: What the hell have you been watching?!
Debbie: (laughs) Now Tania, you’ve been eliminated, why do you think the public choose you?
Tania: Erm...because i have money?
Debbie: (laughs) Well, we believe that it could’ve been your attitude towards certain aspects of living on the island.
Tania: Not sure i know what you’re talking about.
Debbie: Well like the car challenge...
Tania: Oh please, as if i’m going to get down and dirty like that...



Debbie: But you seemed to disapprove of every challenge we gave you.
Tania: (laughs) I know i did, but can you blame me? I mean, cleaning toilets and mending a car, no one does that these days. It’s 2010 not the 80s.
Debbie: (laughs) Do you moan a lot?
Tania: A boyfriend broke up with me once because he said i was spoilt, so maybe...
Debbie: I think that’s a yes.
Tania: I don’t mean to moan, it’s just i’m not one for mucking in...
Debbie: So why apply for Simvivor then?
Tania: I wanted to promote myself to increase my name and get myself more recognised.
Debbie: That’s a very good plan, you were incredibly funny on the show.
Tania: I get told that a lot.
Debbie: So let’s talk about some of your contestants; what did you think of Kayley?
Tania: At the best of times i loved her and at the worst of times i hated her.
Debbie: So where do you stand now?



Tania: I like her, she’s nice.
Debbie: What about Kyle?
Tania: Amazing guy, i want him and Stacey there on the last day.
Debbie: “Style” are very popular.
Tania: (laughs) Style for the win.
Debbie: What about Sam?
Tania: He was okay, he’s been better these last few days, but he’s still a little boring.
Debbie: What has been the highlight of your time on the island?
Tania: How we entered was fun, with the plane crash.
Debbie: You said it was too warm.
Tania: It was, but i enjoyed it.
Debbie: Ah okay, that’s all we have left i’m afraid...



Debbie: So Tania is out and the lines have re-opened for you to eliminate another contestant. Join me tomorrow for the eighth elimination of the series; goodnight.

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